October 2012
me: i just want a cute boyfriend
friend: then get one
me: RIGHT OKAY I'LL JUST WALK OUTSIDE AND GET A BOYFRIEND WHO IS KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND WHO'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND CALL ME BEAUTIFUL AND WALK WITH ME PLACES AND GO SEE SHITTY MOVIES WITH ME AND WILL LOVE READING AND WALKING ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET AND WHO MY PARENTS LIKE AND WHO GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME AND IS VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT HE'S NOT A DOUCHE ABOUT IT AND WHO LOVES ANIMALS AND CHILDREN AND WHO HAS THE SAME VALUES AND BELIEFS AS ME AND IS SMART AND LISTENS TO THE SAME MUSIC AS ME AND LOVES EVERY AWKWARD QUIRK ABOUT ME AND WHO'LL NEVER CHEAT ON ME YEAH OKAY SIMPLE BRB GETTING A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE APPARENTLY IS JUST THAT EASY.
